Sunday, May 3, 2015

Things I've done in UPD

Things I've done in UPD

[x] Worried about getting bullied by fratmen or getting killed in a riot. 
[  ] Got bullied by fratmen or was killed in a riot. 
[  ] Witnessed a riot. 
[x] Watched the Oblation Run. [accidentally, well upper body parts lang nakita ko, di ako interested eh]
[x] Made friends with a teacher. 

[  ] Was tricked as a freshman into attending a rally/prayer meeting. 
[x] Wore red or black on one of those wear red or wear black days. 
[  ] Wore red on Valentine’s Day. [di ko maalala]
[  ] Wore black on Valentine’s Day. [di ko maalala]
[x] Celebrated a birthday at Mang Jimmy’s. [birthday ng iba]
[  ] Learned UP Naming Mahal. 
[x] Was an RA (registration assistant) or SA. 
[x] Lied or begged to an RA for a slot in class. 
[x] Participated in a there’s-only-one-more-slot-are you-feeling-lucky? 
[x] Jogged around the campus. 

[x] Visited the Vargas Museum. 
[x] Knew at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name. 
[  ] Attended university level graduation. 
[x] Got an activist for a teacher.
[x] Watched a La Salle vs. Ateneo UAAP game. 

[x] Watched a UP vs. any school basketball game. 
[x] Studied in CASAA.
[x] Studied in McDonald’s or Jollibee Philcoa for one full night and bought just one regular-sized drink. 
[x] Studied along Katipunan. 
[  ] Studied along Katipunan and affected the mannerisms of a stereotypical Atenean. 

[x] Watch a play that’s not required for Comm III. 
[x] Went stargazing.  
[x] Ate in Chocolate Kiss, Tea Room (in CHE) or Chateau Verde. 
[x] Slept in the lib.
[  ] Struck up a conversation with a taong grasa.

[  ] Wrote/Texted to/for the Collegian. 
[x] Seriously pondered about the identity/ies of the people described in Eksenang Peyups. 
[  ] Went to the chapel. 
[x] Got a pebble stuck in your shoe/slippers while walking in Sunken Garden. 
[  ] Cut class with your block to watch a movie. 

[  ] Had a Voltes V for a teacher. 
[  ] Took a class under Joseph Palis.
[  ] Lied to the transcript lady to get a transcript earlier than the standard 3 months. 
[  ] Went to a Freshman-only concert. 
[x] Subsisted on just streetfood (fishballs, half footlongs, kwekwek, squidballs/rolls, mais, dirty ice cream) for a day.

[  ] Learned how to smoke. 
[x] Went on an out-of-town trip with blockmates or orgmates. 
[*] Fell in love. [not sure]
[x] Actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib. 
[x] Played cards during your free time.

[x] Dressed in business attire.
[  ] Sumabit sa jeep. 
[  ] Got sung to or sung to someone in class during Valentine’s day. 
[x] Watched the Lantern Parade. 
[x] Helped out a total stranger. 

[x] Helped out a total stranger because he/she was hot.
[x] Learned to stay awake for more than 24 or 48 hours straight.
[  ] Got bullied by fratmen and feeling cool wannabe people who were actually losers. 
[x] Took Monday and/or Sat classes WILLINGLY.
[  ] Volunteered for the pahinungod. 

[  ] Ate “tasteless white sauce” pasta from cock-a-noodle-doo. 
[  ] Got a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
[x] Got held up or pickpocketed. 
[x] Felt depressed because you were not as good academically as you were in high school. 
[x] Did a last minute paper. [mas mataas pa score nito compared sa typical score ko.]

[x] Had spent a lot for 1x1 ID pictures.
[x] Got exempted from final exams. 
[  ] Got exempted from a final exam but still took it.  
[  ] Attended a varsity pep rally. 
[x] Watched LIVE AIDS, Androgyny, Maskipaps or any well-known variety show.

[  ] Promised to quit smoking.
[x] Got into at least one (org- or council-sponsored) adventure race.
[x] Knew where the best restrooms are on campus. 
[x] Joined an org.  
[x] Allowed yourself to make mistakes. 

[x] Went to the gym in spite of having no PE class.  
[x] Took summer classes. 
[x] Admired the Oblation. 
[x] Made a video for a project. 
[x] Had a crush on a teacher. 

[ ] Had a teacher who had a crush on/tried to court you. 
[ ] Attended your ROTC Bivouac. 
[ ] Faked sickness to get an absence excused. 
[ ] Got your car scratched by one of those “Kuya bantayan ko kotse niyo”. 
[x] Took a PE class where you had to pay for tuition. 

[x] Went to school in your crappiest yet most comfy clothes.
[  ] Learned how to use the Bayantel pay phones. 
[x] Participated in school activities. 
[  ] Caught the UP Pep Tryouts. 

[  ] Dated someone from UP. 
[x] Rode an IKOT and TOKI. 
[x] Found a tambayan. 
[x] Went drinking at Sarah’s. 
[x] Learned how to beg for a higher grade. 

[x] Used your 6 allowable absences wisely. 
[  ] Lived in a dorm.
[x] Volunteered to be beadle or go-to guy for your group. 
[x] Had the worst schedule. 
[  ] Realized that there really is just one coconut tree on the sunken garden. [WHAT?!]
[x] Not used up all 6 allowable absences.
[  ] Ate in ISSI, Treehouse, Mama Thai’s and other more obscure cafeterias. 
[x] Ate food Aristocart-style. 
[x] Is active in your org/s. 
[x] Attended an ACLE. 

[x] Got as many app forms as you can during the job fair. 
[x] Learned how to cram. [marunong na ko, mas naging marunong lang lalo]
[x] Sold tickets for (or watched) an org-sponsored movie premiere.  
[x] Saved money to photocopy all of your seatmate’s notes. 
[  ] Had accidentally seen a make-out session.

[x] Slept in class.  
[x] Finished a homework/assignment/paper in the Shopping center or Philcoa. 
[x] Had mountains of “unused” sample exams and/or old testaments.
[x] Resolved to be “better this semester”. 
[x] Slept during a test.


[x] Had groupmates from hell. 
[x] Learned how to work with groupmates from hell. 
[  ] Perfected the art of parking on campus.
[x] Had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus. 
[x] Developed a love for sisig even before UP.

[x] Practiced those UP cheers in the first meeting for PE class. 
[x] Looked at microfilms in the library or poked through archives. 
[x] Reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function. 
[x] Attended the UP Fair. 
[x] Went to a library other than your own college’s to research.  

[x] Lost a perfectly functioning umbrella. 
[x] Used consultation hours properly.  
[x] Went to the Guidance Office for real, heart-to-heart guidance. 
[x] Went to the infirmary. 
[  ] Attended class with a hangover.
[x] Drink beer or alcohol while inside UP grounds. 

[x] Walked all the way to Philcoa or Katipunan from UP.
[ ] Buy frogs from NSRI or a Bio department. 
[x] Maxed out on the 6 allowed unexcused absences but DID NOT drop. 
[x] Got invited or pursued by a sorority or fraternity. 
[x] Wore slippers to school. 
[x] Had a professor who smoked in class. 
[ ] Got diagnosed by the Infirmary as pregnant or infected with STD

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